I learned that all clichés prove true; which is, of course, the reason for their repetition, even when the meaning has been forgotten by the constant usage.

Cary Grant postage stamp

Cary Grant, recalling his 100-odd trips on LSD.

This is the same North by Northwest star who said:

I learned many things in the quiet of that room. You know, we are all unconsciously holding our anus. In one LSD dream … I imagined myself as a giant penis launching off from earth like a spaceship.

I’m still deciding if this makes me like him more or less. Perhaps some LSD would help?

As for clichés, The Movie Clichés List has an interesting take on filmic tropes, covering everything from aeroplanes and elevators to prisons and women. (It generally reads as a ‘how not to’ guide for potential film-makers). One gem which should never be changed is:

  • Pastries are always in plain pink boxes. When we see a plain pink box, we expect to know that the box contains donuts or cake or some related item.

pink donuts

Damn straight. & I shall continue to wait for that plain pink box, knowing full well my donut day may never come.

Petit Plat by_SK has plenty more miniature food creations on Flickr.

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Happy easter

easter dinosaur

From all of us here in the London office.

If you’d prefer, here’s how they celebrate Holy Week in northeastern Spain:

holy week in spain

See? Suddenly the egg-bearing t-rex doesn’t seem so bad after all. Here’s one from Mexico, to cleanse your eyes:

Mexico easter angel

Phew, that’s better. For a minute there, I almost thought this was a holiday about death and morbidity…not newborns and chocolate. 

There’s more photos from Holy Week around the world over at Boston.com. Most of them are pretty bloody so I suggest referring to the dinosaur/little Latina above.

Dino photo found by Sunhee who has a knack for discovering crazy pictures every day.

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I can’t believe it’s not kosher

corn on the cob pike place market fair 1977

I thought I had it tough, giving up dairy for Lent*.

Turns out our Jewish friends observing Passover (Mar 28 – Apr 6) have a much more difficult task, avoiding many staple items, particularly chametz – bread, grain and leavened products. They also relinquish corn, rice, peanuts, buckwheat (that’s soba), mustard & poppy seeds, alcohol, all beans (including tofu), peas and chickpeas. (Judging by the unhappy cat below, a lack of peas not actually be a problem). Even the childhood favourite Play-Doh is out for the duration of the festival.

mr peanut  hummingbird rice  cat unimpressed with pea  cake  

Why so strict, you ask? Blogging Rabbi Paul Kipnes describes chametz as being ‘full of air – or perhaps full of itself’, quoting Philo, a Greek-Jewish philosopher who said chametz is a form of pride. Rabbi Paul explains:

Removing chametz on Passover from our homes, our lives, our families, is a struggle between who we really are now and who we can be, once we strip away all the trappings of self-importance.

(Something tells me I would’ve stuck to my Lenten promise had I considered it in such insightful terms and it represented ditching inflated pride, as opposed to a daily chocolate habit).

Whereas once chametz items were actually thrown out (or thrown on a massive bonfire) in preparation for Passover, today’s modern folk can simply sell their leavened goods for a nominal fee. Sydney restaurateur/aspiring politico Peter Doyle paid AU$200 to buy the leavened products (& alcohol!) from thousands of Jewish families in Australia. Speaking to the Sydney Morning Herald about his short-lived bounty, Doyle said:

I have free access to it and I can go into anyone’s home and take what I want.

Awesome. But as he’s a upstanding, conservative guy hoping to make it big with the Liberals, he’s agreed to return the chametz at the end of Passover. Rabbi Paul, on the other hand, has announced it’s okay to eat rice and beans, which means vegan Jews will actually have something other than matzo (unleavened bread) to eat.

  

And for those in the US who aren’t sure when Passover is about to occur, keep your eyes on the supermarket drinks aisle. Coke caps go yellow for a short period every year to signify the use of sucrose (sugar) in place of high fructose corn syrup – you know, the stuff that makes American chocolate taste kinda funky. According to Chemical & Engineering News, Coke was one of the first major brands to go kosher back in the 30s, with the certifying rabbis having to first promise to never reveal the secret ingredient

And if anyone (who isn’t Jewish) is craving a New Coke, head to Yap or American Samoa. They actually still drink it.

Disclaimer: I am not Jewish. In fact, save for my occasional visits to Church on significant holidays (and that pesky pilgrimage across Spain), I’m rather lackadaisical with my faith. Please let me know if there are any errors in the above, or if you have any preferences between sugar Coke and the corn syrup stuff.

*Just don’t tell Jesus about Wednesday night’s mac&cheese. The Regent in Kensal Green has got it goin’ on.

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Environmental justice foundation’s ethical pop-up shop hits carnaby st

carnaby st at night

The Environmental Justice Foundation (EJF) has opened a three-level pop-up shop on Carnaby St featuring a host of ethical fashion brands and organic cupcakes (of course).

Over the next six weeks, EJF hopes to raise awareness and funds for their work – supporting victims of environmental abuse (such as the 26 million displaced by climate change), as well as finding ways of preventing such abuse.

EJF campaigns to save the world’s fish stocks (including Japan’s favourite bluefin/everyone’s favourite tinned tuna), protect coastal habitats and illegal trafficking of rhinos, tigers and bears.

blue fin tuna from http://www.flickr.com/photos/matana/  panamanian flag

They also aim to prevent pirate fishermen flying ‘flags of convenience’, instead of the ol’ skulls & crossbones. These pirates avoid penalties for illegal activities and basically flout conservation laws by purchasing flags from countries which don’t meet international laws. (It’s strange as when I lived in Panama, I was rather impressed to see so many ships flying Panamanian flags as they passed through the Canal. At the time I thought it was to avoid shipping taxes…)

The Carnaby Street store (open 10–6 daily) features collections from Pants to Poverty, Hermione’s People Tree, Veja, Katharine Hamnett, Monkey Genes, goodone & more, until Monday May 3.

57 Carnaby St, London, United Kingdom

& If you can’t make it, watch chef Ken Hom’s original recipe for screwy shrimp*. 

*That’s prawns, for you folks down under.

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The recurring dream of my childhood is to be in a room up to my neck in McDonald’s French Fries and I’ve got to eat my way out. It’s great.

liz lemon, lady of many talents

Tina Fey speaking to Esquire (US), April 2010.

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Originally Posted By heather-rivers

An illustrated trip down memory lane. Includes Luna Park on 18th & Valencia, which makes possibly the creamiest, most delicious mac&cheese with broccoli ever.
Hey Javi, I can see your house from here!

An illustrated trip down memory lane. Includes Luna Park on 18th & Valencia, which makes possibly the creamiest, most delicious mac&cheese with broccoli ever.

Hey Javi, I can see your house from here!

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